Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

As we travel, cook, decorate and prepare for the Thanksgiving festivities tomorrow - remember to inject a little humor in every situation. Holidays can be very stressful - financial pressures, dealing with your least favorite family member(s), traveling to different celebrations, etc...It can all take a toll. 


Just for a good laugh this evening, I've pulled some hilarious quotes for you. Enjoy and remember, have fun and enjoy this time of year! 

I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
Mike Connolly

I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America's traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it's a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all.
Ellen Orleans

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Irv Kupcinet

Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
Johnny Carson

Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.
Michael Dresser

Are you ready for Thanksgiving yet?